Parenting Tweets Provided By The One And Only Rainn Wilson

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Jan 27, 2020 5:00 AM EST

Rainn Wilson, famously known for playing Dwight Schrute in The Office, has been sharing parenting tweets for years and we need to bring them out into the spotlight. 

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  • 01
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson What's cuter? The ice dancers or the fact that my son calls them 'finger skaters?" O 1,249 6:31 PM - Feb 9, 2014
    via @rainnwilson
  • 02
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson "Who's Kevin?", my son asked when he heard Dylan's 'Knockin' on Heavens Door' the first time. O 124 4:45 AM - Jul 10, 2010
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    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson My 11 year old son just tried to teach me that "discrete" and "discreet" are 2 words with 2 separate meanings. Idiot. 1,864 7:50 PM - Apr 18, 2016
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  • 04
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson My son just announced that he's a Yankees fan. Anybody want a nice, white 6 year old? 441 3:51 AM - Jun 20, 2011
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  • 05
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson My son Walter was very excited to get to Israel and see the Dead Sea Squirrels. #truestory 69 3:00 AM - Jan 6, 2011
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  • 06
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson When asked what he wanted to be when he grew up, my son told me: 'lizard protector'. O 148 11:00 PM - Oct 12, 2010
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  • 07
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson I invented "dad bod". 896 1:00 AM - May 1, 2015
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  • 08
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson My son has become obsessed w/@Bonlver. He's 12. Full beard & flannel by 16. 1,889 1:19 AM - Sep 27, 2016
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  • 09
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson My son just asked me if I was in World War II. #oldmanwilson O 730 4:00 PM Jun 5, 2012
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  • 10
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson My son just told me I look like a fat "Wolverine." 1,895 6:06 PM - Mar 12, 2016
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  • 11
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson In case you're wondering, my son can do the entire ABCS song in fart noises. O 115 6:05 PM - Jul 8, 2012
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  • 12
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson My son asked me why dogs and horses didn't have butt cracks & I really didn't have an answer. O 177 4:50 PM - Jun 4, 2010
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  • 13
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson My son caught a Pokemon in our pig pen. l'm not kidding. #PokemonGo O 1,392 1:25 AM - Jul 13, 2016
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    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson When I die I want my son to have my heirloom tomatoes. 125 5:00 PM - Oct 29, 2011
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  • 15
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson I taught my son what U.F.O. stood for & what acid was on the same day. #fatherhoodrules O 93 7:11 PM - Feb 24, 2010
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    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson My son got 3 pet crawdads for his fish tank. He named them Big John, Don and Super Don. #crawdads 35 5:29 PM - Aug 6, 2010
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    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson If my son ever asks you for a password, 9 times out of 10 it's 'Mario,' 'Yoshi' or 'Luigi." O 69 5:15 PM - Jun 19, 2011
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  • 18
    Photo caption - RainnWilson @rainnwilson Walter "plague doctor" Wilson wins Halloween! 780 3:45 AM - Oct 31, 2017
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  • 19
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson Sometimes I feel bad about myself & then I just tell my son that he will never amount to anything & I feel better. 162 7:35 PM - Feb 17, 2011
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  • 20
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson My son's 6th birthday and he gets head lice!! Happy birthday, Walter. Love, God. O 114 10:00 PM - Sep 30, 2010
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  • 21
    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson Me: Walter, you bring my life happiness. Walter: I know. O 71 5:41 AM - Oct 11, 2010
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    Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson Walter: Are we there yet? Me: we are always there yet. 134 6:15 PM - Jul 6, 2012
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